ShavingHave you ever shaved a dead face? It feels weird to say the least. Wait, how did you answer that question? Should I notify the FBI? Anyway, it's really awkward. I get really scared around my chin because I can't feel it AND my skin moves in a weird way – like its going to come loose and bunch up like a Shar Pei or that annoying kitchen rug when you do dishes.
Also, probably as a result of rapid weight loss and my face being pulled forward, I am currently suffering from old lady neck! Seriously, it looks like Candace Bergen down there. If I tug at it, it just stays – like meringue.