Braces and orthognathic surgery to mitigate severe obstructive sleep apnea. (a.k.a. Break my face so I stop snoring.)
Monday, July 30, 2012
Took a cab to Whole Foods. Looking back I should've gone to Shaw's. My Whole Foods is Baghdad – basically. It's insane. People throw themselves (and their carts) in front of you then stop to text, "What kind of bulgar wheat do you want, babe?" Which is fine. Except I cannot look down, am always slightly dizzy, and when I say, "Excuse me." It sounds like my mouth is full of bulgar wheat.
But I made it out without drooling so I consider that a huge personal victory. (NBC will air that victory 6 hours from now.)
Bought salmon and scallops, berries and bananas, tuna, and a couple frozen dinners as back-ups.