My surgical hooks were not placed. (Yay.) They'll go on one week prior. That's good because they are "unpleasant" and "interfere with oral hygiene." And that's from my orthodontist. Why doesn't someone stick some blue cheese and gym socks in my mouth? Perhaps I could lick a hobo's foot? [Insert more "unpleasant things that interfere with oral hygiene" here.]
All we did were new molds. No that's not Jake Gyllenhaal. That's actually me. I know. Uncanny.
Tom (or should I say Jake), I always enjoy reading your posts. You're hilarious! 31 more days!
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